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11 March 2011 @ 11:40 pm
Boys talk  
It's Friday night my lovelies, and you know what that means? Fun! Frivolity! Fucked up shit! FORNICATION! Also that tomorrow is Saturday - not that I'm excited about that because I am one of those miserable souls who works on the weekends. Anyway, it's time to get your hebereke neck-tie on (your head), pour yourself a glass of something and enjoy some petty girls talk about petty boys talk.

Ohno Satoshi likes Korean chicks. OOOOOoooOOOooooo! Well, more to the point, he is so lonely and shy that he'll just take whatever he can get right now, even if it is Misono. Which, by the way if you wanted an update on that, rumors are still flying but a lot of Well Informed-sans are calling bullshit because there are way too many dodgy facts.

Back to feeling sorry for Ohno, the shy, lonely, exceedingly famous and insanely desired leader of Japan's national living treasures. Yeah, no. Not really feelin' it. Besides how can you feel lonely with Nino and his grabby burger hands around? Just wax him, frock him, and paper bag his head. In fact you don't even really need to frock and bag him, he's androgynous enough. May not even need waxing...

In times like these, we all go through it Ohno don't worry - when we feel lonely and unsure of whether I we should wax, frock, and bag our bestie - there's nothing for it but a big D&M shesh while glueing on fake nails over a glass of wine with one of the girls. Or in this case, guys. Someone who is emotionally savvy. Slightly risque. All gung-ho girl power and all that shit. Or if you're a guy, whatever the male equivalent of that would be.

For Ohno, that would be this guy:



Hong-Man Choi, or 'Che Man'. Thanks Wiki.

I shit you not, that is who he's been having relationship related D&M boys talk with. THOSE HANDS ARE INHUMAN. I mean there's big hands, and I think we can all appreciate a guy with big hands and all the 'you know what they say's that go along with them, ya know what I'm gettin at? But that just alarms me.

Seriously, what kind of love advice do you think Ohno gets from a guy like that? Give 'em the old 'Fee-fi-fo-fum' mating call. Just knock them out and drag them back to your cave. Show them your enormous p............imp hand.

The two hit it off on Kaibutsu Kun movie filming because they're both born in the same year and kind of shy 'n' stuff. Since they're such good friends now, Ohno has been whispering requests into Che Man's ear (obviously using a ladder or like, a magic bean-stalk since the guy is 7 ft 2 tall) to introduce some girls. Naturally we're talking koreans here, Shoujou Jidai (are they Korean? holy shit this whole time....), Kara, etc.

Here the article says Ohno may be just using Che Man for his idol-introduction services. You'd have to be fucking stupid though, right? I mean, despite the boys talk sessions...



S'all I'm sayin.

On the other hand, TAKE THAT YAMAPI TEAM. Nino's team has Ohno, and Ohno has Che Man on his side. Pretty sure that's game over.



I read it here. Do not repost.
 
 
 
familytablesfamilytables on March 11th, 2011 01:58 pm (UTC)
Oh I needed this. A breath of air from liquid hell on tv.

Yeah, Team Yamapi no chance.
fog_dancerfog_dancer on March 11th, 2011 02:05 pm (UTC)
You just know that Nino has some serious hand envy.

kawaii_beela: jun LOLZkawaii_beela on March 11th, 2011 02:06 pm (UTC)
LMFAOOO!!! well satoshi has DEFINATELY been brushing up on his korean XD hahaha choi hong man is so awesome haha i love him XD team sexual powerhouse FTWWWW LMFAO
matsuyaneymatsuyaney on March 11th, 2011 02:27 pm (UTC)
Oh-chan likes korean chicks?
if he were, it'd be fine with me if he's hitting it off with Kim Tae Hee~ they met already at HnA: Ranking Derby. I love that girl :D

Lolz at team yamapi~ you're right, there is ohchan to back his bestie
supernaduhsupernaduh on March 11th, 2011 05:38 pm (UTC)
I shit you not, that is who he's been having relationship related D&M boys talk with. THOSE HANDS ARE INHUMAN. I mean there's big hands, and I think we can all appreciate a guy with big hands and all the 'you know what they say's that go along with them, ya know what I'm gettin at? But that just alarms me.

Heed the laws of proportion :)))
kimchikimikimchikimi on March 11th, 2011 09:27 pm (UTC)
Shieeeet.His hands engulf her whole waist,yo.:O