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09 March 2011 @ 03:03 pm
Nino VS Pi, taking all bets  
Some 'well informed' person from Geinou Knuckles has enlightened the internet on the current status quo in Candy Land.

Pi and Nino are at war. Is it wrong that I just threw my hands up, screamed out 'YES!' and did a spastic little flail?

Pi's side has Jin, Ryo, and Toma, who all declared, for some reason, I haven't read that far yet, that they would lend aid to the troubled Pi-meister. Nino ♥ that insufferable little brat, ♥ emailed the rest of Arashi declaring war 'cause those members are, like, tighter than a fat chick in latex. Well Informed-San said the reason they're so crazy tight is cause they all be gettin hated on by Toshihiko Tahara and Macchi ~ indeed 'many' names in the Jimusho. Blame it on their blinding hotness and irresistable charm. The article does actually say it's cause they're all hot and have strong personalities. Damn straight.

So why are the boys at each others throats? Well, they've got a lot of history and bad blood, it's quite the tale really. It all started way back in the day, being the other day, and Nino and Pi were having some presentation of... some sort of entertainment biz presentation thing. I really have no idea what the fuck we're talking about here so if you can shed some light be my guest.

"Essentially they prepare a schedule so that there is no conflict of movie exhibition times, but Yamapi's 'Ashita no Joe' and Nino's 'Gantz' were clashing at almost the exact same time.They're both extrememly competitive and I saw them competing over movie earnings with my own eyes. Some fairly severe criticism rumours started there. There's talk about that it was all exaggerated by their henchmen but..."

Ryo and Jin are Pi's henchmen now? Just gimme a second while I hold my belly and have a good old fashioned TROLOLOLOL.

And ahhh *lightbulb* so they were at a movie...thing.

Tackey and Higashiyama Noriyuki are said to be currently playing the part of the mediators between the two groups but the outcome isn't currently foreseeable. Psssh who would listen to a guy with a name like Tackey.

The article kind of stops there, as if that explains it all. So bascially they tore savage shreds off each others movies and got all their friends involved in the fun, maybe started a mail war. This... this is the best news I have heard all year! It's the closest thing to a real, miniscule possibility of a Sho VS Ryo umbrella duel. Jin VS Jun Round 3, THE DECIDER. Not to mention, NINO WOULD EAT YAMAPI'S MOOBS FOR BREAKFAST.

Seriously, who would you put your money on, boxer Yamapi or smexy body-suit wearing, alien slaughtering, super-powered with inflatable muscles Nino? Did I mention the big ass gun?

Besides, if anything happens to Nino, Ohno will end them all.






*Whacks a wad of cash down on Nino*




I read it here. Do not repost.

...I just got locked out of my hotmail cause it got hacked.

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aeria[info]gloris on March 9th, 2011 05:16 am (UTC)
First time commenter *yoroshiku*, but my money goes to Nino and his harem of rainbow-colored male servants XD (Nino got MatsuJun, IMO Pi-troop are done for LOL)

And I would also like for KAT-TUN to sit at the sidelines, eating popcorn while watching the whole thing explodes. And maybe starts a betting poll with the Juniors ;p
zurui_koi[info]zurui_koi on March 9th, 2011 06:30 am (UTC)

Why hello there ~ KAT-TUN in the sidelines singing 7 day battle would just be the cherry on top don't you think? XD

aeria[info]gloris on March 9th, 2011 09:26 am (UTC)
Whole cherry completes with whip cream XD Koki's gonna have a field day LOL~!

Also, I friend-ed your journal, hope you wouldn't mind. JE rumor totally makes my day :D
zurui_koi[info]zurui_koi on March 9th, 2011 10:42 am (UTC)

No probs at all friending, the more the merrier~!

Omg Koki might actually jump in from the sidelines and lay one on Pi himself - payback for that nightclub brawl over Abiru Yuu. Go Koki, go son!
fog_dancer[info]fog_dancer on March 9th, 2011 05:57 am (UTC)
MWahahaahahaha.

Nino would win this. Why do you ask? Because he is a biter.


I'll be waiting over here with a big bucket of popcorn for the rest of boybandland (Smap on Pi's side, Tokio on Arashi's) to join the fun. Bloody rainbows!! XD

I am a bit surprised at Toma, though. Isn't he usually to busy doing his hair to have an opinion?
zurui_koi[info]zurui_koi on March 9th, 2011 06:28 am (UTC)

Bwaahahaha Toma comment!

I have visions of Nino worming across the floor and biting into peoples ankles...

And if Tokio are on Arashi Team, pity the fool who takes on Nagase. He'll crush their heads with his gigantic man hands and eat their flesh off the bones like a kebab rotisserie. Then gloat about his new chest hair growth. SO MANNISH, UNF.

Let the battle begin I say!
kawaii_beela: jun LOLZ[info]kawaii_beela on March 9th, 2011 06:04 am (UTC)
SEXUAL POWERHOUSE WOULD TOTALLLLY WIN!!!! the neen has doS jun on his side:D jun could totally take jin any day haha just touch his collar bone and hes out haha and somehow i can just see jun and nino both convincing ryo to come to their side LMAOOOO oh and ohno too!! they go wayyyyy back u know? all the way back to that soba shop where shit got real!!

DAMN i wanna see this for real now hahaha its like an episode of jerry springer LOL
zurui_koi[info]zurui_koi on March 9th, 2011 06:39 am (UTC)


Jun and Pi bitch fight is soooo Springer material. It could totally happen.

Ryo couldn't turn his back on Arashi for long though, not after everything they've been through together, like the soba shop! and that time Nino kissed Ryo's shoulder on stage - so much love. And then there was the soba shop! God, so much history...
familytables[info]familytables on March 9th, 2011 06:31 am (UTC)
Johnny just is always missing out on making more money. I've got my money on Nino. Pi would most likely pass out from his endless crash diet/exercise/little sleep plan.
zurui_koi[info]zurui_koi on March 9th, 2011 07:04 am (UTC)

Johnny should start a Jimusho wrestling comp, first contenders are The Neen and Mr Pi. FINALLY, their sparkly, nipple revealing outfits would not be inappropriate!
clara_maria[info]clara_maria on March 9th, 2011 08:33 am (UTC)
who is going top get V6 in this battle?! I mean tiny Junichi is tiny BUT has some awesome fighting-skills and will crush them down with his monkey attack! YAY!
I bet my money on Neener... I mean he has the DoS, the brain, the lion-friend and ... Ohno... (I love you boy but fighting?! MAYbe he can could sing the background song?)

love this! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA
matsuyaney[info]matsuyaney on March 9th, 2011 08:33 am (UTC)
i didn't know there was something going on between them~ anyway~ i'd go for the smexy body suit~

Nora Thorn: ニノ in checked[info]norathorn on March 9th, 2011 08:41 am (UTC)
Pi is done for, there is no escaping from awesome power of gantz suit XDD That what happens when you mess with rainbows |D
zurui_koi[info]zurui_koi on March 9th, 2011 09:11 am (UTC)

Yeah, like didn't you watch Gantz, Pi? You are going to get fly kicked through a brick wall and then your head will explode from some weird lazer gun thing.

I know in my last post I was saying Pi should stick to fighting other JE idols, but Nino was not what I had in mind. More like Tegoshi, or Nakamaru. More evenly matched.
bi_x: すば亮[info]bi_x on March 9th, 2011 09:23 am (UTC)
'cause those members are, like, tighter than a fat chick in latex MUAHAHA

If Pi can't take them down 'cause he's too distracted by little brat's fumbling hamburger-hands, Ryo'll definitely step in with his umbrella. Sho won't stand a chance. And in the end they'll blame it all on Jin and Candy Land'll be back to how it's supposed to be xD
zurui_koi[info]zurui_koi on March 9th, 2011 10:45 am (UTC)

Hamburger-hands. Fear them. Or at least be distracted by their cuteness.

Ahaha, yes rules are loser blames Jin. I'm sure this is all somehow his fault anyway XD
yuui1010[info]yuui1010 on March 9th, 2011 10:12 am (UTC)
Oh...my...this is really a serious cracking stuff for me XDDD

r smexy body-suit wearing, alien slaughtering, super-powered with inflatable muscles Nino? Did I mention the big ass gun?
Long, felt the affectionate there :P

And ..wooo....almost all (or all) chose Neen XDD
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ The Orange YUZU[info]mitchy_fleur on March 9th, 2011 10:26 am (UTC)
LOL, you should post this in arama bb XDXD
zurui_koi[info]zurui_koi on March 9th, 2011 11:16 am (UTC)


If I had a bit more detail about it I might have put it up there, but it's pretty vague...
Minka: Jin - Rawr[info]minka_g on March 9th, 2011 11:33 am (UTC)
Wait wait wait wait wait! Hold the fucking shoe phone for a minute...

Jin is no man's henchmen!!! He owns those bitches, in more way than one! Maybe it is time that he actually kept his ass in Japan for long enough to get his underlings back in order. Honestly, the troop is falling; formation is gone! Someone, quick! Alert the authorities.

However, I take great pleasure in this war and, much like you, I just threw my hands up, chuckled and yelled out 'It's war! Kill them all!' at the back of reception, which has had Vic raising an eyebrow.

That said, I am not too sure what side to take. I mean, yes, Nino kicked ass in Gantz, but seriously, the man is a douche and I am sure that Pi could suffocate him with his moobs if push came to serious fall-on-the-floor-and-pull-hair shove.

Kudos to the person who wanted Kat-tun on the sidelines, betting and eating popcorn. That would make my day. Especially if the war sort of rolled on over in a cartoon dust cloud, with arms and legs and stray cats flying everywhere, knocked over the popcorn buckets and messed up Kame's hair. Koki with popcorn in his eye would also be made of pure win.

Now THAT I would pay to see.


Oh, and Vic says: Hi you trollip.
zurui_koi: I'm with stupid - Jin[info]zurui_koi on March 9th, 2011 11:52 am (UTC)

Love you Vic~

KT person made me start singing "I'm in battle!" and then doing the echo for myself, which was great fun for all of 30 seconds, and then it made me realize I'm singing to myself...

Suffocation by moobs. You know, I think Nino might get off on that kind of thing. Anyway I'm siding with Nino on this since I think Pi clearly needs to be taken down a peg or two. Jin and Ryo as his henchmen, puh-lease. The only reason Pi would ever be out in front is to be a human shield. Those boobs could deflect a train.

Pretty sure Koki would dive into the cartoon dust cloud with rekindled Pi hatred, screaming something about Abiru Yuu. Kame's nose would somehow get broken EVEN MORE in the fray.
kitkatgrl16[info]kitkatgrl16 on March 9th, 2011 03:23 pm (UTC)
BAHAHAHAHA, This is too epic. XD

If this really /is/ happening, I'm siding with Nino. And if Tokio is on their side, no one will survive. XD

Oh, Ohno /will/ end them. |D He's a creeper like that.

Sad that Toma's on Pi's side. :/ Was hoping he's stick with Jun or Ohno, but...meh. Maybe he'll betray the other side and end up joining Arashi-team.

Lastly, LOL, WTF IS THIS? XD

Thanks for sharing! *saves to memories, adds as friend*
tumbletot[info]tumbletot on March 9th, 2011 03:41 pm (UTC)
maji de? i cannot believe it... such "fights" are so juvenile!! all within same jimusho some more, why the crazy competition?

anyway, just for more laughs, i went to the site where you got the info from and used an online translator to help (coz too lazy to figure out the terms) and this is what it said:

Fuss with something that Yamashita Tomohisa NEWS · kun.
Now, how, and information has fallen into the volatile situation with storm force kun Ninomiya Kazuya now flying bird dropping

The situation is described as flying bird dropping... ROFLMAO
zurui_koi: LOLZ - random character?[info]zurui_koi on March 9th, 2011 09:03 pm (UTC)

God bless online translators, every word of that is pure gold. Storm force kun. Now, how. Flying bird dropping - that's when you know shits just got real, when the situation is flying bird dropping.
Heather Strozier[info]Heather Strozier on March 9th, 2011 05:27 pm (UTC)
LOL! It's so hard to hold back my laughter, seeing as how I'm currently sitting in Algebra class. XD

My money's on Nino! As for Toma, maybe he's Arashi's spy. XD Reporting the status of Pi's moobs or something.

And Jin is definitely nobody's henchman. XD But it is all his fault, needs to take control of his stooges!
matsuneko_girl[info]matsuneko_girl on March 9th, 2011 08:26 pm (UTC)
Definitely put my money on Nino!!XD Arashi Powah!!!!
xxjosumsxx: Gantz[info]xxjosumsxx on March 10th, 2011 05:17 am (UTC)
I came here looking for some juicy gossip and that is exactly what I got!!! haha and I thought Nino and Pi were good friends.

I place my bet on GANTZ!Nino but irl Pi might actually be able to kick his ass :P
newsvsyamapi[info]newsvsyamapi on March 10th, 2011 11:16 am (UTC)
You just made my day...trying desperately not to laugh in the middle of my boring "international contract law" class Huhuhuh

How come all the Jimusho' big names are involved??? Matchy, Higashiyama,Toshihiko Tahara... WOW

We should definitely plan a street fight (Tackey can lend wrestlers masks)

About the outcome:
Jin/Jun: Jin will definitely kill Jun (take a look at his rachitic body...)

Ryo/Sho: umbrella fight ! really wonder who will win OO' both of them have secret weapons/talents: one is used to bite, the other to spit in general directions

Toma/Aiba: ...I can barely imagine them punching anyone (more likely to get punched by someone from their own gang)

Pi/Nino: LOL I bet my money on Pi, he just survived to his "Rocky Super Crazy Training camp of death" (in short RSCTCOD), in which he used to be punched and throw his head against walls while shouting "Adrienne !!!".
I'm sure that if you ask him to kill someone for a small piece of meat he will definitely go crazy
The view of Nino's "real abs" in HNA burned my eyes forever

Leader will probably eat popcorn while watching them fight...don't think he will bother getting involved ^^
In the end Jin will be blamed for everything and everyone will live happily ever after in Candy Land.
dek: WTF[info]dekya on March 10th, 2011 05:04 pm (UTC)
Scenario in my head: Nino was pitching Pikanchi 3 to JStorm (this is the presentation mentioned in the article. As a support to the argument that returns for the movie will be solid, he mentions how his movie Gantz have outsold even Ashita no Joe.

Yamapi gets wind of this, and so the bitter fight begins (lmao) and that, ladies, is why it's Arashi vs Akanishi Troop
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